No queues in India. Even in a fast food restaurant. I was expecting that on the streets, train stations and all, but never in a restaurant. Yup. Here you go. Lucky for me, I’m a fast learner.

One of the restaurants in Chandni Chowk, Delhi.

Here are some tips:

1. Elbow your way through the crowd.
2. Capture their attention by raising your voice, then smile. Sincerely.
3. Being angsty helps. A lot.

If you can’t beat them, join them.